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This page is about the greatest, funniest, and most notable quotes throughout the seasons.

Season 1: Total Drama IslandEdit

Mr. Ratface and the Final 6Edit

8:55 Ethan Oka

  • Mal : Sabotage?

8:56 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : Yeah, we trick him and get him booted!

8:56 AssyrianAsylum

  • Alejandro : That is dishonest and cruel! I like it!

8:57 Jakerz69

  • Cody : Hey guys! Whatchya takin' about?

8:57 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : Nothing! Cars!
  • Jose : So as I was saying, the Bugatti Veyron is the fastest car! So it's the best!

8:59 AssyrianAsylum

  • Alejandro : I still think the Ferrari 458 Italia is much prettier!

8:59 Jakerz69

  • Cody : I think Formula 1 cars are the best!

9:01 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : *rolls his eyes* Anyone seen Zeke?

Season 2: Total Drama ActionEdit

Pirates of the CanadiansEdit

9:00 Mr.Duncan007

  • Gwen: Ok! Close your eyes!

9:00 Chwiis

  • Cody *closes eyes*

9:01 Mr.Duncan007

  • Gwen: Don't open them! *gets a squirrel and holds it up to Cody's lips* *makes kissing noises*

9:01 Chwiis

  • Cody  *kisses squirrel* *squirrel bites Cody's lips*

9:01 Mr.Duncan007

  • Gwen: *throws the squirrel away*

9:02 Chwiis

  • Cody OWW! GWEN! Why did you bite me?

9:02 Mr.Duncan007

  • Gwen: *conf* OH MY GOD! *laughs*
  • Gwen: You were... um... enjoying it too much!

I'm Your Huckleberry!Edit

9:54 Chwiis

  • Heather Can you at least be a little less rough when you are pulling me?                              

9:54 RiMiEg007

  • Jose : I thought you liked it rough!

9:55 Chwiis

  • Heather *barfs*

Doctor WhatEdit

2:13 RiMiEg007

  • Chris: And I'm the King Alien!

2:13 Chwiis

  • Vin more like the king douche

2:14 RiMiEg007

  • Chris: *hits Vin with his specter* That's no way to treat your master!

The Molded CompassEdit

4:06 RiMiEg007

  • Chris: Ok! Go!

4:07 ThatAwsomeGuy24

  • Lindsay: How do I go again?

The Clean MileEdit

6:54 Chwiis

  • Cody Dont you think that the name 'cutters' sounds a bit... emo?
  • Heather Gwen suits that team perfectly then!

6:54 Mr.Duncan007

  • Gwen: Shut Up Heather!

Platoon 1986Edit


  • Heather Argh! this is going to ruin my outfit!


  • José : Then take it off Heather 

King Kong vs. Total DramaEdit

6:51 ThatAwsomeGuy24

  • Lindsay : Has anyone seen my boyfriend? What was his name again? Tyson?
  • 6:52 AssyrianAsylum
  • Noah: Lindsay! I'm your boyfriend! I'm... Tyson!

6:53 ThatAwsomeGuy24

  • Lindsay: Really? Ok! *kisses Noah*

Try Hard with a VengeanceEdit


  • Duncan : *finds Zeke* Hey man what's up!
  • Zeke : I uh... I think I see a bird!

Ezekiel & MeEdit


  • José : No! It's just...Once when I was a child, I really liked this girl! And when she broke up with her boyfriend, I asked her out and she rejected me! Then she told the whole class and humiliated me! I don't want anyone to feel the way I did that day!

10:38 Chwiis

  • Heather Aww poor little Romeo *laughs*

10:38 RiMiEg007

  • José : I knew I shouldn't have told you that story!

Chef Race 2000Edit


  • Geoff *still has sparkles* Oh Sparkles, I will never let you go!

12:24 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : Dude! It's a stupid goldfish!

12:24 Chwiis

  • Geoff Hey! You hurt his feelings!

12:25 RiMiEg007

  • Duncan : *facepalms* I'm sorry fish!

12:25 Chwiis

  • Geoff It's ok Sparkles, daddy loves you!