| Noah | |
| Killer Kittens Screaming Snakes Lurid Lions Killer Greensman Team rehtaeH Sinister Serpents | |
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| Gender | Male |
| Hair color | Brown |
| Eye color | Black |
| Eliminated | TDI: Little Host of Horrors! TDA: The Oddfather TDWT: Won't You Kiss Me in China TDAS: Pain, Games, and 1 million gains |
| Place | TDI: 8th TDA: 5th TDWT: 6th TDAS: 4th |
| Relationship | Lindsay (married) |
| Family | Lindsay (wife) |
| Friends | Ezekiel, Duncan, Lindsay, Gwen |
| Enemies | Heather, Katie, Beth, José, Vin |
| Portrayed by | TDI: NoahFan4ever TDA: AssyrianAsylum TDWT: Jakerz69 |
Life before Total Drama[]
Ever since Noah was in diapers and examining the nutritional content of his pablum ingredients, his parents knew they had a child genius in their midst. Noah is a child prodigy with IQ readings off the charts, but the only numbers Noah is proud of are the high scores of his video game competitions. He's the only one in his Underground Alliance who knows how to get to the Secret twelfth Level of Dragon Assassin. His heroes are Newton, Pythagoras, and Kranthor from the game Kosmic Kaos. With his multiweaponed-fantasyland survival skills, he auditioned to Total Drama Island in hopes to apply those skills to the real world. While he's not remotely coordinated or athletic, Noah is clever enough to come up with remarkable theories of why he should sit this one out, should he be asked to participate in anything that involves more than mental acuity. He learned that one in gym class. He may have an active mind, but he sure likes to sit. He includes that as one of his favorite hobbies, along with lying down and occasionally leaning. He knows he'll take a lot of heat for being the egghead nerd of the group, so he intends to beat them to the punch by unleashing an arsenal of sarcastic digs and put downs. He's got a sharp mind and plans on doing a lot of cutting. Being the runt of a nine-sibling litter, Noah has found a way to use brains over brawn with clever manipulation. He never got picked on in the schoolyard because he knew how to draft some lunkhead into smashing somebody's face if they got too close.