This is the Transcript for Episode Two of this Roleplay's Total Drama Island. Find the main article for it here!
EPISODE STARTS
: Last time on Total Drama Island! 
: We introduced our 26 competitors!- : And I put them through the test!
- : Scott seemed pretty popular with the ladies! Mostly Zoey and Bridgette!
- : Which quite frankly, I think they could do better! Ha Ha Ha!
- : And Duncan scored major points with his team when he won both parts of the challenge for them.
- : And Ezekiel revealed that under that homeschooled body, is a great villain!
- : The Screaming Snakes lost, and voted out Cody!
- : And If you think the last challenge was hard, then you won’t believe this one I have in store for our contestants!
- : So find out who will win, and who will be voted off the Island next! On TOTAL!
- : DRAMA!
- : ISLAND!
- : *relaxing in the hot tub of the nice cabin* Ahhh This is the life!
- : *to Duncan* how is it going?
- : huh? you're on the other team Noah.
- Oh yeah, I forgot! Alliance?
- : Ok... if you make it that far
- what do you mean? to the merge?
- Yeah
- : *to Courtney* Wanna make an Alliance?
- So Chris, are we doing the challenge?
- : *relaxing in the hot tub of the nice cabin* Ahhh This is the life!
- : You got that right! *kisses Duncan*
- Eww,
- Awkward.
- kisses :P
- : Can't we just have an episode off?
- : Aren't you on the other team Owen?
- Fine I'll go.
- : I can’t believe that we won such an awesome cabin! Nice work Duncan!
- can't wait to tell Courtney.
- : No problemo Zeke!
- : *Conf* I need a strong ally to help me get to the finale! And buttering up to Duncan will get me that ally! Because where Duncan goes, Gwen follows!
- : *Conf* Zeke’s not bad for a homeschooled guy! And Gwen! She’s pretty amazing! But I need more allies to get far! So I think Scott, Mike and Heather would be my best choices. All I need to convince them!
- : *on the loudspeaker* OK CAMPERS! MEET ME AT THE DOCK OF SHAME PRONTO!
- : Ok Campers, who likes Skydiving?
- Me!
- : Skydiving? I love it!
- : Darn it, I was hoping Chris forgot he had a plane.
- Me!
- not me!
- : Never done it before!
- : SKYDIVING!? I CAN’T DO THAT!
- I like skydiving cus I fall very FAST!
- Can I be excused?
- : You mean up there!
- : I've got this in the bag!
- Once I land I bounce on the ground like a bouncy ball :P
- : And Also, I am debuting Lindsay to the competition!
- Welcome Lindsay!
- : Yay!
- Will Lindsay be on my team?
- : Lindsay will be on the Screaming Snakes
- Yay!
- : Can I be on Tyler's team?
- : Tyler is on the Screaming Snakes
- Wow, Lindsay is so stupid :P
- : OH!
- *to Owen* SHUT UP!
- : *Conf* What a blonde!
- : SKYDIVING!? I CAN’T DO THAT!
- : Do you like it? I just got it straightened!
- : Don’t worry Gwen, you’ll have this handy dandy parachute for when you jump!
- IKR,she even gets Tyler and Noah mixed up!
- : Not helping McLean!
- : Don’t worry Gwen *kisses her* I’ll be right by your side the whole way down!
- : *blushes*
- : You know who I am right Lindsay?
- : Awwww, how sweet! Ok! The challenge is skydive from this plane *points at a beat up old plane*
- Oh no!
- : Of course I remember you Noah!
- I hate flying!
- : Then you must land in this LZ! It’s only 3 square meters long, so you might wanna pull your parachute a little late! Ha ha ha!
- : Courtney, Duncan & Gwen kissed.
- Wow, so much kissing :P
- : *rolls eyes*
- : Screaming Snakes you're skydiving first!
- : *yelling* OK, it’s time for the Screaming Snakes to jump! Who’s up first?
- GET ME OUTTA THIS THING!!!
- I'm up first! Oh yeah
- : But I just got a manicure, I CANT DO THIS!
- : *kicks Noah out of the plane*
- I'll be second I guess.
- AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
- : *yelling* HAVE FUN!
- : Might as well get it over with third
- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- *takes out parachute*
- : Ok, Go Courtney!
- that was not too bad
- *jumps* *screams*
- : Then beth!
- : I wanna go with beth!
- : Fine, Lindsey and beth now jump!
- & : AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- : I lost my retainer!
- : Thats 6 jumpers! Anyone else?
- : Owen?
- : Tyler? Anyone?
- Fine!
- : *kicks Tyler out of the plane*
- Ahhhhhhhhhh! *SPLAT* Ow! *faints*
- : Your up Owen!
- : Owen! Jump or forfeit for your team!
- : In that case, Don't jump Owen!
- : Fine I'll GO!
- : *kicks Katie out of the plane*
- : SADIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
- : Sadie? She's not in the game either?
- : I hope not.
- : *yelling* Ok, so only 6 have made it in to the landing zone for the Screaming Snakes!
- : *yelling* Now it’s time for the Killer Kittens! Who will jump first?
- : *yelling* I’ll go!
- : *jumps of the plane* WOO HOO!
- : Oh NO!
- : *pushes Scott out of the plane* Yes you are!
- : Woah! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
- : *yelling* Here goes nothing!
- : *jumps of the plane* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- : I can't do it man! NO WAY!
- : We need this point DJ! GO!
- : MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
- : *yelling* Yeah Yeah! I’m next!
- : *jumps of the plane* WOO HOO HOO! EH?
- : Almost to the LZ! *pulls shoot*
- : AHHHHHHHH! WHAT CORD DO I PULL!?
- : *to Gwen* BLUE AND RED! *pulls shoot*
- : *pulls shoot, then sighs*
- : *pulls shoot* OK, I GOT IT! WOO HOO!
- : *lands in the LZ* Alright! I’m here!
- : *lands in the LZ* Yeah! I’m here *high fives Duncan*
- : *lands in the LZ* Yes! Now Imma gonna kill you Zeke!
- : *lands in the LZ* NEVER AGAIN MCLEAN!
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- : YES I MADE IT! *lands in LZ*
- : Ha ha ha! Ok, I’ve tallied the results and… it seems that we have a tie!
- : Your kidding right!
- : I never kid! Ok that’s a lie! But I’m not kidding about this!
- : No way am I doing that again!
- : What!
- : *sighs* So, I guess there’s another painfully fun challenge that we have to do?
- : Nope! It’s gonna be a good ole fashioned game… of Bowling!
- : Bowling? As in throwing balls at pins, Bowling?
- : Yes Duncan, Bowling!
- : YAY! I love Bowling!
- : So, there won’t be bears trying to maul us while we’re throwing the balls?
- : Do you want bears to maul you while your bowling?
- : I would prefer if they didn’t!
- : *laughs*
- : Nope, just bowl and win! Losers send someone home! It’s not rocket surgery!
- : Rocket Surgery!? Nice!
- I had To study! I'm back (stupid Homework)
- : Why are you studying Noah?
- : I have a F for Fantastic in all of my classes
- don't you mean Failure?
- : I don't think that's a good thing Lindsay
- : *laughs* Cant argue with that logic
- : Ok, time to Bowl! Killer Kittens Bowlers are… Duncan, Zeke, Scott, and… Zoey
- *to Ezekiel* how do you know about Tests? you are Homeschooled
- : Sweet!
- : Homeschooling has tests too Noah!
- : and Alright!
- : Bowling? What is that?
- : *sighs*
- : And Screaming Snakes, your bowlers are… B, Harold, Heather, and Trent!
- : Me? Bowling? What do I loo- I mean, sure ok!
- : Man, I haven't bowled in years!
- : My mad skills will win this!
- : *snaps his fingers*
- : Let’s get ready to BOOOOWWWLLLLL!
- : Killer Kittens! You are bowling first! GO!
- : Ok! *throws bowling ball, gets a strike* ALRIGHT!
- : And Duncan gets a strike right off the bat!
- : Yeah *throws bowling ball, gets 7 pins*
- : *throws bowling ball, gets 2 pins* Aww, well, that’s not terrible!
- : *throws bowling ball, gets 5 pins* Not bad!
- : So far it’s 25 points for the Kittens!
- : I will get a spare! *throws bowling ball, gets a spare* YES! I called it!
- : Nice Zeke!
- : That’s now 35 points for the Kittens!
- : Woo Hoo! Go Duncan!
- : Ok So... What do I do with the ball?
- : You throw it! Like this *throws ball, gets 7 pins*
- : Ok! *throws bowling ball, gets 5 pins* Is that goo?
- good
- : It's what a newcomer usually gets
- throws bowling ball gets 10 pins
- : Woah! Where did that come from Noah?
- I just had it in me!
- : Whoa, ok Harold, Noah just replaced you
- : What?
- : *to Harold* you heard him
- : I should try! I'm really good at volleyball!
- : And the needling gets replaced! *laughs*
- : Lindsay this is bowling, not volleyball
- : Should we really give a bowling ball to Lindsey?
- Hey I was gonna say that Katie!
- : *laughs* Wow, what a blonde!
- The only ball game Lindsay is good at is mammary intercourse :P
- : Ok, Killer Kittens have finished with a total of 365 points! Time for the Snakes!
- I already got 10 pins
- : That didn't count Noah
- : It wasn't the Snakes turn yet
- : Who's bowling for our team again?
- why? Heather? am I out?
- : And Screaming Snakes, your bowlers are… B, Noah, Heather, and Trent!
- gets 9 pins
- : Nice Noah! *throws bowling ball, gets a gutter*
- : Is that good?
- that was the worst throw Heather
- : *sarcastically* Nice Heather!
- : SHUT IT NOAH! And thanks Katie
- : *throws bowling ball, gets 7 pins*
- : Is THAT good?
- Wow for once I'm Impressed! (not)
- : I could have gotten 5 strike in a row by now!
- : Too bad nerdling!
- XD
- : *accidentally hits Noah with the bowling ball, gets a strike*
- : Is a strike good?
- ooh burn! owww m****r f****r
- : *laughs* Nice one Noah! Way to take one for your team!
- thanks :P
- *throws bowling ball, gets 8 pins*
- : *snaps his fingers*
- wow Congratz B!
- : *to Duncan* Why doesn't that B guy talk?
- : Maybe he's just shy?
- : Maybe cause his real name is Beverly?
- : Or is he?
- : *laughs* B's real name is Beverly? Wow his parents must have hated him!
- : *glares at Duncan*
- : That is pretty weird
- : *Conf* *sighs* I just don't like talking to other people! Why can't they just see that!
- HE TALKED IN THE CONFESSIONAL
- : HE SPEAKS!
- : Eavesdrop much!
- : Noah told me.
- : Eavesdrop much Noah!
- : Alrighty, I have tallied the scores and… The Killer Kittens WIN… Again!
- : YEEEAAAAHHH! Baby! *kisses Gwen*
- : Good Job Dunc- *kisses Duncan*
- Is my team up for elimination?
- : YAY! We won!
- : Nice Job Team! *high fives Scott and Zoey*
- : No Lindsey! Your team lost!
- : Lindsay, you're on the losing team
- : Oh
- : So are you retainer girl!
- I vote 4 B
- : Not yet Noah!
- ok
- : *Conf* I need to form an alliance with a few people. Duncan was surprisingly easy, Scott isn’t that smart, but he’s strong, and Zoey has impressive skills. All I need to do is unleash the power of Mal, but first, I need to form an alliance with Mike!
- : *conf* blah, blah, blah...
- hey Ezekiel! wanna make an alliance with me!
- : *Conf* Wow, Gwen is pretty… uh, pretty cool! And Ezekiel is surprisingly smart and strong! Maybe if I can start an alliance with Zeke and Scott, we can all get to the finale together! W- with Gwen of course! Maybe if I start an alliance with B he can help me get far too
- : Uhh, sure Noah!
- : *conf* I can't believe we lost again, and I know exactly who is leaving MISS GUTTER BALL!
- we need others! what about Duncan?
- : I already have an alliance with him
- : So Screaming Snakes, back to elimination with you!
- : Alright, before we vote off anyone, I want to make another team switch!
- : Lindsay, Beth, vote for Heather with me!
- Really?
- * : OK!
- I vote for Heather! she Injured Me!
- : So… Heather! Please move to the Killer Kittens team!
- : It's not time yet idiot!
- : Ugh… I mean, Hello Heather! How’s it goin’?
- *moves to kittens*
- : *sarcastic* Welcome to the team Heather!
- WHO'S ELIMINATED?
- : Now who are we gonna vote off!
- You all suck
- : Ok Snoozing Snakes, It’s time to vote off your weakest teammate!
- : Time to go relax at the Spa Hotel!
- I got 9 Pins! I vote Beth
- : I vote for Lindsay
- : So go to the Confessional and vote!
- : I vote for Owen because he is mean and lost us the plane challenge.
- Duck you
- : Watch the language Owen!
- : I vote for Noah because Katie told me to
- : Noah has got to go he annoys the heck out of me!
- : The following people are safe!
- come on! I got 9 Pins!
- : Lindsay is voting for Owen so am I!
- : The following people are safe!
- : B!
- : Dawn!
- : Harold!
- : Trent!
- : Tyler!
- : Courtney!
- : Katie!
- : Lindsey!
- : Sierra!
- : Owen, Beth, and Noah! You all have votes against you!
- : The next marshmallow goes to...
- Please not me
- : Owen!
- Yay! I'm safe :D
- : Noah and Beth! Your on the chopping block!
- : But the final marshmallow goes to...
- : IS...
- : Noah! Sorry Beth! You have been eliminated!
- Still in it to win it!
- : What! I thought everyone liked me?
- : In yo face Beth!
- : Dock of Shame awaits!
- : I though me and Katie voted for Noah!
- get in the boat of losers!
- : *Conf* *Switches the votes*
- : Noah you are a meanie! Bye Lindsay and Katie! Love you guys!
- : Hey Heather! The cabin space is a little cramped. You’ll have to share a room with someone! So… Umm… Wanna share my room?